#1 Who's Laughing Now A**hole?
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#2 Mr. Steal Your Fries
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#3 The Cement Wasn’t Dry Yet..but Who Cares If You’re This Bird...
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You might be willing to give our flying feathered friends a pass, but there’s plenty of evidence to suggest that birds can be real cretins. Just like some people. Sometimes worse. From aggressive behavior to unquenchable greed, one look at these birds will have you thinking its an apt representation of what human society would look like after the Apocalypse. And if birds are distant descendants of dinosaurs, I’d rather not think of the dastardly pranks that a T-Rex and his pals would pull if they were ever cloned!
#4 Sometimes When Billy Is With His Friends He Can Be A Bit Mischievous
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#5 Parrot Does An Oopsie
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#6 Everyone: “Hey How’s Your Life Going?” Me: “Yeah Fine Thanks”
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It’s not just us who think birds are idiots. Scientists are on our side. Taki’s Magazine writes about the very worst flying egomaniacs who don’t care about anyone but themselves. Take hummingbirds as an example. The males are so greedy, they claim bird feeders, and won’t let anyone else near them. Not even for a taste.
#7 Just Came Home To This Ass****
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#8 It Looks Better On The Floor, Karen
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#9 Get A Load Of This A**hole...
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Now, are you ready for something spooky and chilling about crows? I warn you, you’ll never look at them the same again. Crows are, apparently, the living embodiments of gluttony. They eat everything. And I mean everything. From garbage to tiny, beautiful baby birbs. Crows have a special appetite for robins and bluebirds. I did warn you.
#10 "Is This Cake Batter?!" *dunks Entire Head In*
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#11 Trying To Take A Picture Posing With The Birds
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#12 Classic
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Oh, and if you thought that the majestic bald eagles are exempt from criticism, think again. They’re such jerks that even other birds think they’re jerks. Bald eagles are so inept at hunting, they usually steal other birds’ prey or eat carrion, like vultures. Yuck.
#13 This Goose Is Fery Angry
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#14 Logan Let His Damn Bird Out
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#15 Yoink!
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Not to mention some of the biggest meanies around — Canada geese and swans. Canada geese are legendary for their aggression and are known for how often they attack people. Though, according to USA Today, they only do so because people are expanding into their territory and getting too close to their eggs or newborn birbs. The same goes for swans: though they’re graceful and beautiful, they will stop at nothing to defend their kids if anyone gets near them.
If you ever see a hummingbird eyeing your ice-cream or a crow looking at you funny — drop everything and run. Hide. And lock the doors. Otherwise, you might be another victim of jerk birds.
#16 Basically A Summary Of What Its Like To Own A Bird
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#17 “Guess I’ll Nest On This F**king Coffee” - Pigeon
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#18 So.. Did The Bunny Grow Wings And Go To Heaven?
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#19 Birds Being Jerks
#20 Taken One Second Before Disaster
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#21 This Photo Of A Pelican Trying To Eat My Phone
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#22 This Area Was Re-Seeded And Roped Off To Keep People From Walking On It To Allow The Grass To Grow
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#23 This Hawk Has Approximately Zero F**ks To Give About The Bees
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#24 I Work In Housekeeping And This Butthole Undid My Work!
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#25 Stretch Swan
#26 A Bird Sh**s In Manchester United Player's Mouth
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#27 Nice Paint Job. Be A Shame If Someone...
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#28 The Australian Firehawks
Australian firehawks proactively spread wildfires. Observers report both solo and cooperative attempts, often successful, to spread wildfires intentionally via single-occasion or repeated transport of burning sticks in talons or beaks. After succesfully spreading the fire, the "firehawks" are able to pick out fleeing prey or mung on the charred remains of those critters who didn't make it out in time.
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#29 Payback To The Masters
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#30 She Sit On Seed While Eating Cardboard
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#31 These Geese Charging The Camera
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#32 Just A Nibble
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#33 Swan Scaring Dog
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#34 Get Over Here!
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#35 Caught Him Eating My Carrot I Left On The Couch...
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#36 Birds Being Jerks
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#37 Theft Bird
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#38 A Hawk Used My Car As A Dinner Plate This Morning
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#39 Decided To Feed Some Town Birds..
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#40 Baby Bird Landed In One Of My Customers' Chicken Marsala
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#41 It Looks Like Dozens Of Birds Decided To Sh*t On One Car At My Work
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#42 Bird Trying To Snack On The Family Pet
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#43 Seconds Before Disaster Birb
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#44 Bird Being Jerk
#45 Bird Being Jerk
#46 Bird Sniper
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#47 Seagull Attack
#48 Beware Of The Cobra Chicken
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#49 D**k Bird Being A D**k In Front Of My Boat
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#50 That’s Okay I Don’t Want The Rest Of My Tea ...
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#51 A Thief
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#52 This Blue Heron Poops On My House Everyday
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#53 Duck Gives No F**ks
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#54 Strategically Placed Goose S**t Minefield At My Work This Morning
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#55 Must You Stand On My Forehead?
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#56 No Hooman You All Will Not Facetime Without Me!
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#57 My Friend Took This Down At The Beach The Other Day... Need I Say More?
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#58 This Bird F**king Hates Spelling
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#59 Keeps Pecking The Window And Shouting At Me While I'm Trying To Work. D**k
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#60 He Likes To Eat My Pens When I’m Trying To Study
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#61 Guy Tried To Take A Photo Of His Ice Cream. Greedy Bastard Seagull Photobombed It!
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#62 Bird Doesn't Give A F**k
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#63 When Two Birds Decided They Wanted To Eat My Purse
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#64 I Don't Think This Bird Can Read
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#65 Doesn't Give A S**t What Time You Need To Be At Work
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#66 All I Wanted Was To Eat My Lunch, Then Birds Happened
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#67 Yoink
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#68 Incoming!
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#69 The Seagulls Don’t Work For Us
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#70 Truth...
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#71 Leggo My Eggo, D**k!
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#72 Birds Being Jerks
#73 Birsd Crapping On The TV's At An Airport
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#74 Reason For Lack Of Homework? "The Bird Is An Ass****"
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#75 Eagle Wins At This Power Game
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#76 Perfectly Timed, Jerk Bird!
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#77 Look At This D**k
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#78 Bird Pushes Other Bird Off While Landing
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#79 F**k Your Metal Spikes - I’ll Nest Where I Want
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#80 Taken From My School’s Golf Team , A Player Is Attacked By A Hell Bent Goose
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#81 Get The Hell Out My Sandwich
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#82 Jerk Bird
#83 Bird Being Jerk
#84 Birds Being Jerks
#85 Woman Attacked By Dive Bombing Seagull
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#86 Birds Are Kinda Jerks
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#87 The Wife Trying To Do Dishes... I Could Help But I Was Trying To Take A Pic!
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#88 Corvids Being Jerks To Other Birds
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#89 This Ass**** Managed To Thwart Our Anti-Bird Defense Grid
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#90 Being A D**k To The City, But A Friend To The Mini
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#91 This Bird That Always Tries To Steal My S**t.
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#92 Is This Seat Taken?
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#93 This Fat D**k Kept Blocking My View
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#94 Canadian Geese Being D**ks On Canada Day
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#95 What Kind Of Bird Could This Possibly Have Been? (Netherlands)
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#96 He Loves Strawberries, But Hates Their Skin...
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#97 It's My Car Now
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#98 Making My Son Cry Because She Stole His Sucker. And The Look In Those Eyes Is Pure Evil
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#99 My Bird Stole My Chips And Straight Up T-Posed On Me
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#100 My Goose Decided While I Was Getting Wood She Wanted To Come Sit Inside, She Then Decided She Didn't Want To Leave
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#101 It Looks Better On The Floor, Karen
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#102 In Thought I Was Doing A Pretty Great Job Mowing The Yard Today, This Bird Thought Differently
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#103 Richfield Is Full Of Weirdos. These Folks Too Up A Whole Lane Of Traffic For Nearly An Hour Today
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#104 His Is Why The Human Can’t Have Nice Things
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#105 The Seagulls In California Are Mad Disrespectful
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#106 Yummy MacBook
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#107 Haha Got Ya!
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#108 Bird Is A D**k And Attacks Defenseless Mouse
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#109 So This Dick Takes The Best Parking Spot Today
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